Riddle Numbero Uno. | Ranica
It took him the entire flight to Brazil to actually figure most of that shit out. He read the riddle over and over again, every several reads actually understanding one part. The only thing he ended up needing help with was the giant dude who wanted a hug. He was ninety percent sure it was Budha cause that dude wants belly rubs. Once it was googled, he finally figured everything out. And then understood why Davlin’s junk was in pain. Immediately, his own hand went to cup himself and his face turned into a reflexive flinch at the thought. He was near sluggish getting off of the plane before remembering this was probably a competition of sorts and putting a small pep in his step. Rio (he can’t decide on a name so his camerawoman is just gonna have to deal with being the place or country of the day) followed after, quickly finding a taxi and telling the driver to take him to a wax shop.
Thirty minutes later, he was practically limping out of the taxi— his crotch area still not exactly happy with the pain he put himself through there. The Christ the Redeemer statue stood before him and he crossed his arms, his stance awkward as he awaited for Sarah’s appearance which he hoped would be soon.
molly—pop replied to your post: I don’t got it.
I’M SORRY I’M SORRY DAV AND I JUMPED ON IT I’M SORRY ROMEO YOU KNOW YOU’RE MY FAVORITE
No, you go away. Hmph.
I can’t tell if it’s terribly rude or wildly appropriate that I ask if Chandlah would like to complete the riddle with me?
Wildly appropriate, I’d say. And I’d love to.
…… As soon as you tell me what the riddle means.
WHY CAN’T YOU JUST ACCEPT THAT MY SCROTUM IS ALL STINGY AND IN PAIN AS EVEN?! ; n ;
BECAUSE. IF YOUR SCROTUM HURTS, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS RIDDLE, HUH? HUH? :|
(Source: wes-nix)
ANDEKUS DON’T HATE! I’M SORRY! IF IT HELPS I SAW MIKE BEAT US TOO IT!
And now my scrotum hurts :|
(Source: wes-nix)
molly—pop replied to your post: I don’t got it.
I’M SORRY I’M SORRY DAV AND I JUMPED ON IT I’M SORRY ROMEO YOU KNOW YOU’RE MY FAVORITE
No, you go away. Hmph.
